“Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.”
“Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill.”
“Most people don't grow up. Most people age. They find parking spaces, honor their credit cards, get married, have children, and call that maturity. What that is, is aging.”
“We hear a lot about identity theft when someone takes your wallet and pretends to be you and uses your credit cards. But the more serious identity theft is to get swallowed up in other people's definition of you.”
“How much smaller the large places are once we're grown up, when we have car keys and credit cards.”
“She looked into space a lot, didn't say much, and kissed my father when midnight came, as if she were punching a time card.”