“Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! ”

“What seems terrible at first may turn out to be a great thing. You can't predict.”

“This girl: she bent reality around her like a lens bending light, she pleated it into so many flickering layers that you could never tell which one you were looking at, the longer you stared the dizzier you got.”

“The girl who lives in 8G used to be a lovely charming girl, but the girl is a monster bitch monster. The girl is infectious human waste, and she's confused and afraid to commit to the wrong thing so she won't commit to anything. ”

“He used to tell me, 'Do what you like to do. It'll probably turn out to be what you do best.”

“There’s this girl who’s obsessed with me. I would tell you what she looks like, but she’s transparent. But I will tell you that she does have a sexy voice.”