“More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.”

“Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.”

“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”

“To err is human — and to blame it on a computer is even more so.”

“More than ever, Romanians are suffering from back problems: back from Spain, back from Italy and back from France.”

“Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.”

“Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.”