“Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.”

“Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.”

“There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.”

“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.”

“More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.”

“Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.”

“Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected”