“Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.”

“...there's one thing you'll never be delivered from. It's a ten-letter word called temptation!”

“Most people worry about their money. So why in the heck would you want to be like most people?”

“People have told me 'Betty, Facebook is a great way to keep in touch with old friends...'.. At my age, if I wanted to keep in touch with old friends, I'd need a Ouija board”

“To use a man for what he is naturally best fitted is to keep him, if one can, from apostasy and dissatisfaction. At the same time, life's temptations come most often from that for which one has the greatest aptitude.”

“Eight solid light-years of lead...is the thickness of that metal in which you would need to encase yourself if you wanted to keep from being touched by neutrinos. I guess the little fuckers are everywhere.”