“Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected”
“Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.”
“Do not raise your children the way [your] parents raised you, they were born for a different time.”
“If you like nerds, raise your hand. If you don't, raise your standards.”
“Hold summer in your hand, pour summer in a glass, a tiny glass of course, the smallest tingling sip, for children; change the season in your veins by raising glass to lip and tilting summer in.”
“It is not what you leave to your children that matters, but what you leave in them.”