“Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.”

“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.”

“Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.”

“Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral. ”

“There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.”

“Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.”

“Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.”