“I get down, methodically, without regard to my soul.”

“What shitty band are you in?”

“So such is life that it writes itself, trying to right itself, but there's nothing wrong with it.”

“I don't read a lot.”

“Be loyal only to those who deserve it, and those who fear evil need not fear except from fear itself.”

“Mankind has a mandate to care for the earth and all that is within it, especially the animals, and an animal should never be placed in a position where he needs to be concerned about such things. But this is not that time.”

“Human words are very powerful—even simple ones. They can create or they can destroy, depending on what is said and how it is said. If people understood the significance of that, they would choose their words much more wisely.” Season’s Christmas Quest: The Dog’s Story.”