“Most Americans watch Friends rather than having friends.”

“Social capital may turn out to be a prerequisite for, rather than a consequence of, effective computer-mediated communication.”

“Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes! Then fire low!”

“It's a sad thing to watch your best friend turn into somebody you don't know anymore. Or even want to know.”

“Let your intimate friends be chosen from such as are better informed than yourself.”

“a friend of your youth is the only friend you ever have..”

“Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy.”