“This is not the way things are done in Boy’s Own Adventure books. I recall no mentions of homosexual gang-rape and cannibalism”
“I wish Rick would be gang-raped by a bunch of Muslim garbage collectors.”
“Half a lifetime ago, I was forced at knifepoint to a grabage dump and gang-raped.”
“A resounding adventure was that of my cannon, and happy am I to recall it.”
“I guess the lesson to be learned from the [Catholic] church is that while homosexuality is a sin against GOD, molestation and rape, well... they're just sins against a child.”
“Half-way through the labour of an index to this book I recalled the practice of my ten years' study of history; and realized that I had never used the index of a book fit to read.”