“Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.”

“Chocolate friends may not last any longer than fake ones, but they sure as hell taste better.”

“Organic Oreos are not a health food. When Coca-Cola begins selling organic Coke, as it surely will, the company will have struck a blow for the environment perhaps, but not for our health. Most consumers automatically assume that the word "organic" is synomymous with health, but it makes no difference to your insulin metabolism if the high-fructose corn syrup in your soda is organic.”

“How'd he taste?"Like a five second rule Oreo..." he said thoughtfullyA five second rule Oreo?"A little dirty, but still sweet...”

“Food that's good for you should taste good! ”

“No single food will make or break good health. But the kinds of food you choose day in and day out have a major impact.”