“Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.”

“I think the environment should be put in the category of our national security. Defense of our resources is just as important as defense abroad. Otherwise what is there to defend?”

“I have a very low regard for cynics. I think it's the beginning of dying.”

“He didn’t immediately answer. His focus, however, remained glued to her cleavage. Ground control, we have contact.”

“A good conscience is a continual feast, but a galled conscience is as great a torment as can possibly happen, a still baking oven (so Pierius in his Hieroglyph compares it), another hell.”

“Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.”

“Perhaps conscience did not always produce cowards. Sometimes it made a man feel better about himself.”