“I maintain that the greatest crime committed by America - with the possible exception of the carpet-bombing of Laos - was the Disneyfication of Winnie The Pooh.”
“I felt like Winnie the Pooh trying to squeeze into the honey tree.”
“Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath.'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?”
“The greatest crimes in the world are not committed by people breaking the rules but by people following the rules. It's people who follow orders that drop bombs and massacre villages.”
“It does not in any way, shape, or form resemble Winnie the Pooh.”
“He dropped his pants and went at it looking like Winnie-the-Pooh in his red polo shirt.”