“Rousseau pounced. Men who dislike cats were tyrannical: "They do not like cats because the cat is free and will never consent to become a slave.”
“Rousseau identified reason as the disease for which it pretended to be the cure.”
“Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.”
“Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.”
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
“Never try to outstubborn a cat.”
“Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.”