“A world without corruption would be a strange world indeed - and a damned bad world for lawyers, let me say.”

“It is a pleasant world we live in, sir, a very pleasant world. There are bad people in it, Mr. Richard, but if there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.”

“A corrupt world causes corrupt minds, but lets keep on living like everything is fine.”

“The world needs more laws. I say this only because I believe the world needs more lawyers. If everybody was a lawyer, there’d be no unemployment, because the economy would be like a great lawsuit factory. Farmers in this utopia wouldn’t raise crops, they’d raise suspicion.”

“No, I would not want to live in a world without dragons, as I would not want to live in a world without magic, for that is a world without mystery, and that is a world without faith.”

“World, world, O world! But that thy strange mutations make us hate thee/ Life would not yield to age.”