“The harder the dick the funner the sex”
“Skittles: the fun,colorful candy to eat, but even funner to throw at old people.=](yes I know funner isn't a word)”
“Dick tried to plunge over the Alpine crevasse between the sexes.”
“My mom giggled and whacked Dick with a dish towel. I would have whacked him harder with the cutting board, but that was just my preference.”
“Live your life true.,That way the preacher won't have to lie at your funneral.”
“Sorry I've been such a dick and I'm completely freaked out by your claim to being a vampire, but I'd really like to have sex with you again.”