“WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY:In your case, ED is not a man's name.”

“WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY: You wanna swing? Fine! See that tree branch? The one with the rope...”

“Don't let your ego write checks your character can't cash.another from the world of tweets”

“Words to live by: If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.”

“I found this quote for writers on Twitter:There is a fine line between confidence and delusional thought; cross it.Don't know who wrote it but thought it was interesting.”

“I wrote this HAIKU cuz today NYC definitely looks like a wonderland. ENJOYwhat is winter but a pastry chef gone crazy frosting all in sight Robin Glasser have fun in the snow”

“NEW HAIKUOne breathy vowelmists the glass warming windowpanes crystalled with snowRobin Glasser”