“Words to live by: If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.”

“Don't let your ego write checks your character can't cash.another from the world of tweets”

“WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY: You wanna swing? Fine! See that tree branch? The one with the rope...”

“WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY:In your case, ED is not a man's name.”

“I found this quote for writers on Twitter:There is a fine line between confidence and delusional thought; cross it.Don't know who wrote it but thought it was interesting.”

“I wrote this HAIKU cuz today NYC definitely looks like a wonderland. ENJOYwhat is winter but a pastry chef gone crazy frosting all in sight Robin Glasser have fun in the snow”

“NEW HAIKUOne breathy vowelmists the glass warming windowpanes crystalled with snowRobin Glasser”