“Surprise!-FitzChivalry”

“It's too late to apologize for I have already forgiven you." -FitzChivalry Farseer”

“No surprise for the writer, no surprise for the reader.”

“The surprise is that you continue to be surprised.”

“No SurprisesA heart that’s full up like a landfill,a job that slowly kills you,bruises that won’t heal.You look so tired-unhappy,bring down the government,they don’t, they don’t speak for us.I’ll take a quiet life,a handshake of carbon monoxide,with no alarms and no surprises,no alarms and no surprises,no alarms and no surprises,Silent silence.This is my final fit,my final bellyache,with no alarms and no surprises,no alarms and no surprises,no alarms and no surprises please.Such a pretty houseand such a pretty garden.No alarms and no surprises,no alarms and no surprises,no alarms and no surprises please.”

“Life is full of surprises. Why is that always surprising?”