“If you try to breathe water, you will not turn into a fish, you will drown; but water is still good to drink.”
“You don't drown by falling in the water; you drown by staying there.”
“You don't drown by falling in water; you only drown if you stay there.”
“I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.”
“Boil your drinking water, and drink the water surrounding you in your bathtub.”
“This is no time for drinking a mug of water - which you would do nowhere else in the world. A mug of water! You just don't drink water from mugs, do ya? Except on the telly. Water out of a mug! Should be a hot drink... mug of water.”