“Men are scumbags until they prove they're women.”

“You know, it's not fair. Women are judged inferior until we prove ourselves, and men are judged superior until they prove what assholes they are.”

“Men don't become worth your while until they're in their thirties." …"Well, it's not automatic with all men, you know." …"With women, of course, it's different. Women are born interesting.”

“I don't think that most women have to prove that they're real women. You live long enough, you graduate to being real.”

“Women like silent men. They think they're listening.”

“when you're a kid, they tell you that it's what's on the inside that counts. Looks don't matter . But that's not true. Guys like Phoebus in The Hunchback, or Dorian, or the old Kyle Kingsbury-- they can be scumbags to women and still get away with it because they're good-looking. Being ugly is a kind of prisoner.”