“Was that girl ever not in diva mode?”

“If I've learned anything in my seventeen years, it's that life isn't easy all the time. Parents get divorced, guinea pigs explode under your watch, and you can't get up the guts to talk to a girl you have a crush on.”

“I wondered if she really was that rude, or if she had some sort of medical condition where the filter between her brain and her mouth had been broken since birth.”

“If I had learned anything by hanging out with her and her friends, it was that once you got up close to people, you realized that everyone - no matter how popular he or she might be - was just a living, breathing human being...”

“I guess it was what my friend Phoolendu at the yoga studio would call kismet. That's like fate, but much more dramatic.”

“The grass may be greener on the other side, but you still have to move the lawn.”

“All I want is a best friend whom I can't wait to kiss again.”