“It's an erectoral vote.... it doesn't mean dick.”
“Yeah. I vote for spanking and butt plugs. By butt plugs, I mean our dicks. Those are the best kind.”
“Just because you're thinking about stabbing somebody doesn't mean you have to be a dick about it.”
“Exactly; just because I like to suck dick doesn't mean I'm Martha Stewart in the kitchen.”
“from Pure HealingJust because I can't throw away my virginity at the closest dick on hand doesn't mean I can't date”
“Size doesn't but dick matters!”