“I sit up straight and do the first thing a person is supposed to do in an emergency, which is send a text message.”
“Don't send me a text message. I seldom respond to them. Use poetry.”
“A brick could be used to send a message. The quickest way to send it would be through the air, and it would make more of an impact than an email or a text message. ”
“I do believe in shooting the messenger.You know why? Because it sends a message.”
“Sometimes when you hit send, you can imagine the message going straight into the person's heart. But other times, like this time, it feels like the words are merely falling into a well.”
“Harry Potter, he sends a message on Owl Mail while us poor old muggles have to make do with instantaneous emails and texting. Oh, if only we could be like you Harry Potter, with your four day owl delivery!”