“Daddy? Daddy, I know the baby is in the mommy‟s tummy and the baby comes out of the mommy‟s tummy, but, Daddy? How do that baby get in the mommy‟s tummy?”
“I’m not playing daddy. I am Daddy and you are Mommy. Shouldn’t we be making out instead of fighting?”
“I'm cute, Mommy's cute, and Daddy's..." She tore her gaze up to meet his."Daddy's lucky," he finished for her.”
“The Devil isn’t made by what Mommy says, or what Daddy says. The Devil is there.”
“Do you even really know how vampires are made?''Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much...”
“Jamie Right said her mommy and daddy cuddle naked, so y'all must not be cuddlin' right.”