“In his opinion, humans were best when miserable, and so he had worked at being miserable his whole life, and in his generous way tried to make as many people miserable as possible.”
“He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.”
“To be surrounded by sixty people who make your life miserable is to be at a family reunion. But to be surrounded by 600,000 people who make the whole world miserable is to live in Washington DC.”
“Oftentimes. when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps.”
“I suppose that's what happens when you make other people's lives miserable: life gets miserable back at you.”
“Oh, he did his best to make their short lives miserable, because that was his job, but nothing he could think up was half as bad as the stuff they thought up themselves.”