“I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.”

“Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.”

“I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.”

“A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.”

“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.”

“Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.”