“I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.”

“A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.”

“I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.”

“Life's a short trip. You'll find out.”

“Look out for number one and try not to step in number two.”

“Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.”

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.”