“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”
“In the twenty-one years I lived with my mother, we moved at least twenty times.”
“You are the best person I've met in years, and if I'd met you in a year's time, or maybe even a few months, I know we could be happy together, but I can't give you what you need.”
“Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.”
“We had a happy marriage because we were together all the time. We were friends as well as husband and wife. We just had a good time.”
“Twenty-four year olds were my new favourite thing. I needed to tell Oprah to put them on her list.”