“my wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens”
“I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.”
“There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.”
“I cook better than a Stepford wife and Bobby Flay, COMBINED!”
“It was the Senator's opinion that a good, peppery chicken soup could cure anything, even childbirth, so he cooked up a nice batch for Stanley Thomas's wife.”
“A Husband should always like his wife's cooking BEST."in Sarah's Gift”