“The pen is mightier than the sword unless it's a real sword in which case the guy with the pen should run away fast.”
“The pen is truly mightier than the sword. Unless you're holding a pen and the other guy's holding a sword.”
“The pen is mightier than the sword!”
“THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD!!!!”
“The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun”
“The pen is mightier than the sword, but the tongue is mightier than them both put together.”