“I guess I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged.”
“Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.”
“LOTTERY TICKET: a voluntary tax paid by people who are extremely bad at math.”
“I’m 30% in love, and if I ever rise to 70%, then I’ll be 100% in love. But I’ll still be mathematically challenged.”
“I think the tax cut is ridiculous but so am I.”
“I'm sorry to say that the subject I most disliked was mathematics. I have thought about it. I think the reason was that mathematics leaves no room for argument. If you made a mistake, that was all there was to it.”