“When I said I wanted to die in my sleep, I meant I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.”
“Injun Joe studied the body for a moment, his eyes sad. Then he said, "I'd rather go in my sleep, I think." He glanced back at me. "What about you?""I want to be stepped on by an elephant while having sex with identical triplet cheerleaders," I said.”
“Never thought I’d intentionally sleep on a bathromm floor next to a toilet while sober, but I meant it when I said I would sleep anywhere with her.”
“Never thought I’d intentionally sleep on a bathroom floor next to a toilet while sober, but I meant it when I said I would sleep anywhere with her.”
“I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent!”
“I don't want to sleep,' my mother said. 'I want -- for God's sake, I want to wake up.”