“Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth”

“Moose had no friends that year. A lot of the time a moose would feel tired and lean against other moose. Only there wouldn't be moose there and the moose would fall.”

“They were way more interested in learning the alphabet or whatever than they were in learning how to rip a moose in half with their bare hands. Then make a helmet out of its skull. Then to use that helmet to help kill more moose. Collect the skull helmets. Combine. Assemble. Super moose skull helmet. Infinite power.”

“Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it.”

“Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old.”

“The face of the moose is as sad as the face of Jesus.”