“Be there a picnic for the devil,an orgy for the satyr,and a wedding for the bride.”
“Weddings are never about the bride and groom, weddings are public platforms for dysfunctional families.”
“The wedding day is perfect for the bride only if she is marrying the best man!”
“What kind of a man thinks it's appropriate to give his soon- to-be bride a lethal weapon for a wedding present?”
“Mrs. Vice turned to the weddings page. She liked to look at the smiling brides and imagine how miserable they would soon be.”
“Black for hunting through the nightFor death and sorrow, the color’s whiteGold for a bride in her wedding gown,And red to call enchantment down.”