“I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.”
“You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.”
“Nothing can be made idiot proof. Idiot resistant perhaps, but never idiot proof.”
“Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist. ”
“live life like its going out of style”
“You can't fix stupid! ”