“You can't make anything idiot proof because idiots are so ingenious.”
“Nothing can be made idiot proof. Idiot resistant perhaps, but never idiot proof.”
“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”
“Yeah, I know. I was a jerk. An idiot. You can't say anything to me that I haven't already said to myself.”
“We're so different. You're an intellectual. I'm an idiot.""Don't say that," I yelled. "You're not an idiot, you stupid idiot.”