“Sandy: "Are you making fun of me, Riz? "Rizzo: "Some people are so touchy.”

“I got so many hickeys, people will think I'm a leper." -Rizzo”

“Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so much as he who has no more to give.”

“You can't make anything idiot proof because idiots are so ingenious.”

“A man of principles," Jesse said."People say that about themselves when really they only want to make you unhappy.”

“Spend it now, you cant take it with you.”

“...he assured me that God didn't make cancer because cancer is not good, and he cautioned me not to blame God for something He didn't make.”