“Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so much as he who has no more to give.”

“If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.”

“When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!”

“I'm convinced that you never have to give up liberties to be safe. I think you're less safe when you give up your liberties.”

“A lot of people seem nice when you first meet them. Then later you find out that they are evil villains who plan to take over the world.”

“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”

“I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”