“I'm writing a new book called 'Ventroliquism for Dummies'.”
“My writing style has changed dramatically over the years, growing increasingly clean and exact. I like to think that I'm still improving -- that each book I write is a new personal best.”
“I'm not trying to please anyone. I'm just trying to write a damn book.”
“Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does”
“I'm writing this book because we're all going to die.”
“I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.”