“one drink did not a drunk make”
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“I spent so much of my younger life drinking, and being drunk makes learning to be a grown-up kind of hard.”
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
“I thought, Hey, maybe these people shouldn’t be making up holidays to drink more. Maybe if they drank less they might be able to title their newspaper articles more specifically. For example, I would title this last article “Drunk Driver Hits Drunk Walker Drunkety-Drunk I’m So Drunk.”
“A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.”
“Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde la-la land.”