“A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.”
“I'll be like your bodyguard or something. Me Tarzan. You Jane.”
“Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE!Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this?Calvin:...I don't think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.”
“I ran like a cheetah - well, like a cheetah that smoked too much.”
“Zeus looked like a really buff, really angry hippie.”
“She felt sorry for him. A hippie chick who looked like she bought her clothes at Oxfam and a puff of wind could blow her over?”