“My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.”

“A few months ago I told the American people I did not trade arms for hostages. My heart and my best intentions tell me that's true, but the facts and evidence tell me it is not.”

“You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. ”

“Please tell me you're Republicans.”

“I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience.”

“While I take inspiration from the past, like most Americans, I live for the future.”

“Heroes may not be braver than anyone else. They're just braver 5 minutes longer.”