“Since I came to the White House, I've gotten two hearing aids, had a colon operation, a prostate operation, skin cancer, and I've been shot...damn thing is, I've never felt better.”

“I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?”

“I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.”

“I've never been able to understand why a Republican contributor is a 'fat cat' and a Democratic contributor of the same amount of money is a 'public-spirited philanthropist'.”

“I've always believed that a lot of the trouble in the world would disappear if we were talking to each other instead of about each other.”

“Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying.”

“I spoke to ears that refused to hear.”