“Since I came to the White House, I've gotten two hearing aids, had a colon operation, a prostate operation, skin cancer, and I've been shot...damn thing is, I've never felt better.”

“I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.”

“A Russian astronaut and a Russian brain surgeon were once discussing religion. The brain surgeon was a Christian but the astronaut was not. The astronaut said, 'I've been out in space many times but I've never seen God or angels.' And the brain surgeon said, 'And I've operated on many clever brains but I've never seen a single thought.”

“I've never had white teeth. To be honest, I've never been told to do any of those horrible things - get your teeth whitened or your nose straightened.”

“One day. One damn day since I talked with Hayles. I've never been more happy for a Monday.”

“I've never felt as happy as I've been for the past month. And I've never loved anyone like I love you right now.”