“You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. ”

“My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.”

“To sit back hoping that someday, someway, someone will make things right is to go on feeding the crocodile, hoping he will eat you last - but eat you he will.”

“I've always believed that a lot of the trouble in the world would disappear if we were talking to each other instead of about each other.”

“How do you tell a Communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin.”

“If you think you can - you can!”

“Never let the things you can't do, stop you from doing what you can.”