“The problem with chasing young women is that they refuse to run.”

“My mother says often enough that a young lady with my improper attitude can only come to ruin. I hope she's right.”

“CONFESSION NO. 1 Most women find the bloating, cramping, and bitchiness of PMS bothersome at worst. I turn into a monster a week before my period…literally.”

“I've fallen in love with you. I love you even now when you sit before me with the eyes of a wolf. So take pity upon the fool I have become. I forgot it was only a bargain between us.”

“Lou, honey, I'll buy you a new pair of shoes if you'll stop flashing your panties at everyone sitting across the room from us. You are wearing panties, right?"I glance up and across at Stefan. His words register a moment later and my head swivels toward the other side of the room. There are a number of people staring at me. One of them is Detective Terry Shay. Or I think it is. He's not looking directly at me. He's looking up my skirt”

“CONFESSION NO. 18 Girls just want to have fun…and live to tell about it the next day.”

“I will ask you again. Are you mad?Well, that is the rumor, isn't it?”