“Dudes in suits and politicians didn't make sense to my 18-year-old brain. All I wanted to do was be awesome.”
“I have the body of an 18-year-old, but it's in the trunk of my car and it's starting to smell. ”
“But I was right and the real world seemed increasingly nonsensical. Why train for years to do a job you bitched about all day? Didn't it make more sense to follow your dreams and maybe do a little good at the same time? I didn't want to be a lawyer or a bank manager or a goddamn burger flipper. We only get one life and I wanted mine to be exciting...”
“I didn't want to make the same mistake my parents made. I didn't want my love to fade away one day like an old scar. I wanted it to burn forever.”
“Aim for what u want and the year will all make a sense.”
“Dude.. where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up" I wish you'd put on a suit.”