“In the absence of evidence to the contrary, always assume you have the upper hand.”

“You must have faith in yourself before you have faith in anyone else.”

“Fate has a way of letting us know when we have screwed up by turning everything into an uphill battle.”

“I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say”

“Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but nobody wants to lift no heavy-ass weights.”

“Life is to be lived for an audience of One.”

“I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?”