“I like life. It's something to do.”
“I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?”
“It doesn't pay to try, all the smart girls know why.”
“Life is to be lived for an audience of One.”
“Fate has a way of letting us know when we have screwed up by turning everything into an uphill battle.”
“You must have faith in yourself before you have faith in anyone else.”