“I like life. It's something to do.”

“I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say”

“I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?”

“Life is to be lived for an audience of One.”

“Fate has a way of letting us know when we have screwed up by turning everything into an uphill battle.”

“You must have faith in yourself before you have faith in anyone else.”

“In the absence of evidence to the contrary, always assume you have the upper hand.”