“Laboratory scientists use formaldehyde as a disinfectant or preservative. They don't fucking drink it.”
“I Preserve the nonviable embryo in formaldehyde for future study. Lord Maccon has been drinking my samples. When confronted, he admitted to be enjoying both the refreshing beverage and the 'crunchy pickled snack' as well. I was not pleased" (Professor Lyall to Madame Lefoux)”
“In my laboratory, I use science to measure love. Whatever you do, don’t drink out of beaker number two.”
“Scientists may have sophisticated laboratories,But never forget 'eureka' was inspired in a bathtub.”
“I don't smoke, don't drink, don't fuck. At least i can fucking think.”
“I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.”