“You are such a...what is it humans say? A dork."~Ethan”
“I remember thinking that. You were dork chic before dork chic was chic.”
“Ethan: "Abstaining definitely doesn't work."Beth: "what do you suggest?"Ethan: "We're obviously going to have to make love often, but keep the encounters from getting too intense." He sounded perfectly serious, like he really believed what he was saying.”
“Say what you had to about Ethan, but the boy filled a library very, very well.Okay—arguably, that wasn’t the only thing he filled out well, but let’s stay on track.”
“Good for you, Ethan." That's what my poor mama would've said. Ma'am.”
“Welcome to the dork side ;)”