“ou know chicks before dicks. Never choose a guy over a friend. It's one of the most important rules of feminism.”
“Chicks before dicks, and all that.”
“What the hell is it about brooding guys that’s attractive to women, anyway? I’ve become one since Dori’s call three weeks ago, and it’s made me more of a chick magnet. I shouldn’t be surprised—being a dick never hurt my appeal before.”
“There were rules among friends, commandments, really, and the most important one was Thou Shalt Not Lust After Thy Friend's Sister.”
“I thought I was having a heart attack. I couldn't breathe. I didn't know much, but I did know the rules about owning a dick. Rule number one: It should never bleed. Rule number two: There was no rule number two. IT SHOULD NEVER BLEED.”
“I can't bail out on Cary," I said apologetically, turning to face him. "Chicks before dicks and all that.”